'Twas the night before Christmas Eve, and all through the tap room
All the patrons were stirring, and Alan was stewin'.
The good folks needed a break from their families,
So they came to Plank Road to indulge in high gravities.

From Crystal Lake Brewing did such a beer come.
Boathouse Reserve, aged in barrels of bourbon.
This imperial stout isn't light on the palate,
But deep, dark and rich, and hits like a mallet.

We'll party until it's time to shut down, 
and send every guest off with an upside down frown.
So join us to celebrate with joy and with cheer,
our friends from up north who make wonderful beer.

NOTE: We are a 21-and-over venue. Call a sitter and grab an Uber!